If you’re gonna ride my ass
My friend
You might as well pull my hair

Don’t mind me
Everyone & their mom
Sees you’ve got places to go

Obviously you own my lane
My car, my dog, my job
That’s why it’s okay to drive insane
& be a damn road hog

Just don’t take me with you to the grave
I do value my life
It’s not rocket science Einstein
To stay within the lines

I have a destination too you know
I’ve got places to be
Just like you

So use your blinker
& pick it up
Before deciding to cut me off

I won’t waste my energy
To stare you down
Or flip you my charming bird

I won’t waste my breath
Or wrinkle my forehead
To spew out a nasty word

Oh…

One more thing I must add
Before I let you go
Because everyone’s to squeamish
to let the "Picker" know

If you’re going drive in plain view
& pick your freak’n nose

Don’t think I didn’t see
You digging for freak’n of gold

So please!!!

Please do us All a favor &
Tint your damn windows

This isn’t etiquette 101
It’s not how I prefer to roll
It’s not a freak’n mystery
To master a little control

I think that pretty much covers it
Hope you have a splendid day
Please remember to drive safely
In sweet Californ I- A!

Kisses!
By Andria Vargas

More of me coming soon!